RANDOM "HAIKU" POEMS

This is a short selection of 'haiku' poems, all written by me.  All but one follow the traditional 'seven syllables - five syllables - seven syllables' format.  

1)           "Safe":

             This haiku is safe

             It can't hurt anyone

             It's just a poem!

2)            "Sexy":

             This one's erotic

             It's naked, and all oiled up...

             Too bad it's not real!

3)            "Boring":

             This haiku is dull

             Wash dishes, doing laundry...

             Be glad it's over!

4)            "Funny":

             This haiku's funny:

             So this traveling salesman...

             Uh-oh, no more room!

5)            "Ode to our Commander-in-Chief":

             Orange-haired troglodyte

             Molester of many gals;

             Go tweet yourself, Trump!

6)                  "Haiku Without a Cause":

 

              This one is so rebellious

              It breaks the 'five-seven-five' rule!